BREAKING NEWS: 16 MONTHS OF RESEARCH REVEAL I WILL NEVER KNOW IF MY DOG IS FEELING SAD. SHE IS CERTAINLY FEELING SOMETHING, INASMUCH AS SHE CAN FEEL THE GIVEN DOGGISH EXPERIENCE OF FEELING. I DON’T THINK SHE’D CALL IT SADNESS. BUT AGAIN, I CAN’T KNOW. ALL I CAN DO IS SURRENDER TO THE EVENT HORIZON. TO MY LIMITED, LIMITLESS ATTENTION. WELCOME TO LOVE & TECHNOFEUDALISM. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS. IT'S TIME TO SHIRK THE CARCASS OF CAPITALISM BY CUDDLING FOR HOURS AT A TIME! BECOME CONSUMED BY YOUR EFFORTS TO BE THE WORLD'S BEST COMPANION! REALLY COMMIT TO IT. DON'T BE AFRAID TO LOSE YOURSELF. REVOLUTION REQUIRES THE LOSS. // NEXT UP: A DEAD WHITE MAN SAYS "ISMS" ARE "MISUNDERSTANDINGS" & "THE DEATH OF HISTORY." IF HISTORY IS DONE, DOES THAT MEAN WE ALL MADE IT TO THE NEOPANTHEON? DO WE ALL GET EQUAL AIRTIME OR IS THERE SOME KIND OF INTERNAL HIERARCHY HERE IN THE CLOUD? & HEY CAN DOGS BE GODS TOO? MORE ON MASS MEDIA & EUHEMERISM AT 11. //